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Forum: Humor and the like
Date: 1998, May 24
From: <Anonymous>

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.

"What's that?" she asked,... her eyes gleaming with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Ooooh," said the girl cooed sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once."

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