Man: "Haven't we met before?"
>> Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." >> >> Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? >> Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." >> >> Man: "Is this seat empty?" >> Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." >> >> Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" >> Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" >> >> Man: "Your place or mine?" >> Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." >> >> Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" >> Woman: "It's in the phone book." >> Man: "But I don't know your name." >> Woman: "That's in the phone book too." >> >> Man: "So what do you do for a living?" >> Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." >> >> Man: "What sign were you born under?" >> Woman: "No Parking." >> >> Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" >> Woman: "Do not Enter" >> >> Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" >> Woman: "Unfertilized !" >> >> Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the samereason" >> Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" >> >> Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." >> Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?" >> >> Man: "I know how to please a woman." >> Woman: "Then please leave me alone." >> >> Man: "I want to give myself to you." >> Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." >> >> Man: "I can tell that you want me." >> Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave." >> >> Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: >> Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing." >> >> Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" >> Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.." >> >> Man: "Your body is like a temple." >> Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." >> >> Man: "I'd go through anything for you." >> Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." >> >> Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. >> Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
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