Words of wisdom
Deep Thoughts---something for almost everyone. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, "Where is the ceiling?!" Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open. Just make sure the strings are still attached. Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid. Indecision is the key to flexibility. Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind. Having an out of body experience. Back in five. Time is Nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen all at once. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. Baroque (adj.): When you are out of Monet. All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen. I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager. My Reality Check bounced. |
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