HOW DIRTY IS YOUR MIND???
QUIZ: HOW DIRTY IS YOUR MIND???
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you
not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
5. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When
I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm
called a big swinger. What am I?
10. This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches long.
The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is
usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It
boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole
at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always
willingly, some-times slowly, sometime quickly, into a warm,fleshy,
moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many
times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily
movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the
rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated
movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a
juicy,frothy,sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning
from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long
glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and
cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely
hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully
reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often
much less. What is it?
ANSWERS:
1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. Peanut butter
4. Chewing gum
5. An elevator
6. A nose
7. A newspaper boy
8. A glove
9. A crane
10. A toothbrush, of course
SCORING:
0-1 YIKES!
2-4 Get your mind out of the gutter!
5-7 Good job.
8-10 Are you asexual?
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