HUMOR: I was thinking
From: Rochelle Grober <rocky@hal.com> Forwarded message from Linda Derick <lindad@rattech.com> I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it. A ladyfriend of mine told me that at our age she has found that going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of her face. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals. You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, Oh, have you got a cat? Just once I wanted to say, No, it's for company. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks? Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do ... write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much . . . Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac. If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight. |
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