Fw: HUMOR: An Odd Affair
-----Original Message----- From: Jim Pellmann <jgp@Rational.Com> To: Offsite_Humor@Rational.Com <Offsite_Humor@Rational.Com> Date: Friday, February 06, 1998 4:12 PM Subject: HUMOR: An Odd Affair > >--- Forwarded mail from "Oracle Service Humor Mailing List" ><oracle-humor@lyris.oraclehumor.com> > >Date: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 23:03:34 -0500 >To: "Oracle Service Humor Mailing List" <oracle-humor@lyris.oraclehumor.com> >From: "Oracle Service Humor Mailing List" <oracle-humor@lyris.oraclehumor.com> >Subject: HUM: An Odd Affair (**1/2) >Reply-To: "Oracle Service Humor Mailing List" ><oracle-humor@lyris.oraclehumor.com> > >A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best >friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just >laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up >the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her >side of the conversation... > >(She is speaking in a cheery voice) > >"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. >I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye >bye." > >She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?" > >"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful >time he's having on his fishing trip with you." > > Submitted by: Jim Record @ juno.com > \\|// > (o o) ORACLE SERVICE HUMOR MAILING LIST >------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo----------------------------------------------- > >HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE? >It's free! Just send a message to >oracle-humor-subscribe@lyris.oraclehumor.com > >WHERE DO I SEND JOKES? WHERE'S THE WEBSITE? >jokes@oraclehumor.com http://www.oraclehumor.com > >LEGAL STUFF: Wallaby Solutions runs this piece as submitted and >does not claim to own any copyright privileges to it. The work was >submitted to us as an item for the mailing list, and it was posted >solely on the basis of its quality. If this is an administrative >posting, then follow any copyright guidelines noted on the posting. > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > >---End of forwarded mail from "Oracle Service Humor Mailing List" ><oracle-humor@lyris.oraclehumor.com> |
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