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Date: 1998, Feb 26
From: Wai K. Wong <wwong@MMnet.COM>

From: Rochelle Grober <rocky@hal.com>
Forwarded message from Jim Pasha <jpasha@adaclabs.com>

These might make the Duncan Hines' eat-if-you-dare list..........

The 8 Worst Convenience Foods

8. Meeter's Kraut Juice (Stokely USA): Yes, that's sauerkraut juice, 
which is even worse than it sounds. The taste and smell can be a bit, 
well, harsh, but KJ is reputed by its fans to have certain medicinal 
benefits (as a source of vitamin C, cure for intestinal bugs, etc.), 
which adds up to a classic case of the cure being worse than the
disease.

7. Guycan Corned Mutton with Juices Added (Bedessee Imports): The best 
thing about this Uruguayan canned good is the very pouty-looking sheep
on the package label -- he seems to be saying, "Go on, eat  me already."
The second-best thing is the presence of both "cooked mutton" and
"mutton" in the ingredients listing, which would seem to have all the
mutton bases covered. 

6. Armour Pork Brains in Milk Gravy (Dial Corp.): If you're really 
looking to clog up those arteries in a hurry, you'll be pleased to learn 
that a single serving of pork brains has 1,170 percent of our
recommended daily cholesterol intake. All the more ingenious, then, that
the label on this product helpfully features a recipe for brains and
scrambled eggs.

5. Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken (Sweet Sue Kitchens, Inc.): From its 
size (think growth-impaired Cornish hen) to its overall appearance (it's 
stewed in a quivering mass of aspic goop), this product may change 
forever your idea of what constitutes a chicken. Gives new
meaning to the old line about meat "falling off the  bone." 

4. Musk Life Savers (Nestle Confectionery): You may think musk is a 
scent, but over in Australia, they think it's a candy flavor. A candy 
flavor that tastes disturbingly like raw meat,to be precise. But what
did you expect from a country where eveyone happily consumes Vegemite?

3. Blind Robins Smoked Ocean Herring (recently discontinued by Bar Food 
Products): Possibly the world's most bizarre prepackaged tavern 
snack.Interestingly, the product's titular robin isn't actually blind, 
he's blindfolded -- the better, presumably, to avoid looking at these 
heavily salted herring strips, which look like giant slugs. 

2. Kylmaenen Reindeer Pate` (Kylmaenen Oy): This Finnish canned good may 
not be particulary tasty, but at least it answers the age-old question
of why Rudolph was so eager for that safe, steady job on Santa's sleigh
team -- he didn't want to end up a cracker spread. 

1. Tengu Clam Jerky (Tengu Co.): Nothing you've ever consumed can
prepare you for the horror that is clam jerky. Still, this product does
score a sort of conceptual coup: If you're the sort who's always found
raw clams too slimy and gelatinous for your taste, these dried,
shriveled mollusks will help you dislike clams on a whole new level.



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